An Artfully Witty And Delightfully Poetic Interpretation
Of One Woman's Real-Life Inspired "Tried & Fairly True" Sexual Affirmations …
Something About "A Hole"
The MadlyLiving Chronicles
A Woman's Write To A Good Phucking Life!
By Madly Jane Copyright 2018
The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM are mostly uh, uh, true and overtly due works of narcissistic expression, based on a series - mere situations really - of non-fiction, artistically painted with some conviction, logistically tainted with a Hole's lot of suspicion, some just wrong and even offensive diction and, of course, the wildly witty, delightfully giddy and insightfully creative imagination of its author - Madly Jane - uniquely positioned, uh, uh, fraught with contradiction and, therefore, necessitate just a few minor conditions: Due to the private, lie a bit, Holely uninhibited nature of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM, all names, all claims, all faces, all places and all known traces of The Hole's Truth ... remain and shall forever be sustained, as "Anonymous;" so, no phucking promises!
Many of you have been following me for more than 20 years
but, for those of you who don't owe me so ... intimately
I AM Madly Jane
Never too late in life
I AM in response to your more exotic and temptuous tastes
nothing too mild, perhaps a bit wild, in a state of Mid-Life ... Style
and why my brand of Entertaining Erotica very personally relates
Frankly, it's you and you and yeah [old man], you, too
No score, nor hate, just figured we gotta share some of the truly funny shyt
what for, why wait, when we too old, crabby, senile, lost wit or just plain forget'n it
and although, my bones are get'n a bit stiff and my belly in a fit of fat
you should know that these days
I AM actually at a wonderfully creative, energetic, avant-garde, off guard
and, not at all embarrassed to say
- Time Of My Life! -
And so, oh, oh, you know
I Must Write!
Finally like, I AM free ... to be all that is ... me and bursting at what seems
with eclectic tales - of course, creatively embellished - of my real-life inspired
rather exceptional sexual, more and less, a confessional
what I like to call, The Hole's Truth
In this day, at my age, quite frankly
I AM All My Rave!
I Am MadlyLiving!
A True Erotic Treasure! You've not had the LOL pleasure of a for grown-ups only reading experience anything like this before, nor anywhere in adult entertainment. Yes, I've already claimed it, ErotictainmentTM!
Cum, Live, Love, Laugh With Us! Share with me and [up til now] only My Best of Friends, and know that, really, it's all just my phucking opinion - essentially playful rantings and raves in general defense of My Hole's Life, upstaged - a turn page, often in outrage! Oh My Word! Know that I Laugh As I Write some oh, so titillating stories of the trials and missed interpretations of My Hole's Life! [You get it, right?]
I thank you for your support and for all these years in laughter from the many a night ... after!
Enjoy a Preview of Cum'n Attractions, a spill, if you will, [yeah, I get that all the time] from what was once all in my mind!
A read so sublime
so on phucking time
will mock you quite blind
put to task your righteous mind
and make ya laugh at the same time
You'll be try'na find
The MadlyLiving Chronicles
with a hand, a Hole and a hung, uh, uh, fog light
in the key weee hours
of a damned and
dog of a night!
Experience a work of the art of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM by Madly Jane.
READER DISCRETION ADVISED
A PROPER RAPE
It's time somebody knows, Well, what phucking happened?
Situation No. 5 of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM
Copyright 2018 By Madly Jane
INTRO (because I think you'll like where this goes): I was moved on this particular day to share something with you - and especially to the young women, experiencing so much unabound, new-found freedoms. Though, it happened to me in a different time, over 30 years ago, I only recently shared it with my now-adult daughter and was inspired to write My Take On ... My Rape (in my usual poetic verse), which I have now included in my MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM and entitled, A Proper Rape.
At the time, a painful, scary and, as much, a Holely embarrassing situation, around the very age my daughter is today. I told no one about it back then, not even my best friend. I have since chosen, as I do, to bring back a life, to make new light, laugh a little and learn a lot more (ask the questions, get the lessons) in order to heal, in hopes that my personal take somehow inspires another young woman to - above all else - Love , Love, Love Yourself, do what's best for yourself, get to know yourself, go out and get IT … yourself, be happy with yourself and to always believe in yourself … no matter what anybody else says or thinks, Trust, Trust, Trust Your Own Instincts! My take, A Proper Rape - Excerpt from The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM By Madly Jane Copyright 2018.