An Artfully Witty And Delightfully Poetic Interpretation

Of One Woman's Real-Life Inspired "Tried & Fairly True" Sexual Affirmations …

Something About "A Hole"



The MadlyLiving Chronicles

A Woman's Write To A Good Phucking Life!

By Madly Jane Copyright 2018

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The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM are mostly uh, uh, true and overtly due works of narcissistic expression, based on a series - mere situations really - of non-fiction, artistically painted with some conviction, logistically tainted with a Hole's lot of suspicion, some just wrong and even offensive diction and, of course, the wildly witty, delightfully giddy and insightfully creative imagination of its author - Madly Jane - uniquely positioned, uh, uh, fraught with contradiction and, therefore, necessitate just a few minor conditions:  Due to the private, lie a bit, Holely uninhibited nature of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM, all names, all claims, all faces, all places and all known traces of The Hole's Truth ... remain and shall forever be sustained, as "Anonymous;" so, no phucking promises!


Finally, A Preview of My MadlyLiving Chronicles

Many of you have been following me for more than 20 years

but, for those of you who don't owe me so ... intimately

I AM Madly Jane

(aka MadlyLiving)

Never too late in life

I AM in response to your more exotic and temptuous tastes

nothing too mild, perhaps a bit wild, in a state of Mid-Life ... Style

and why my brand of Entertaining Erotica very personally relates

Frankly, it's you and you and yeah [old man], you, too

No score, nor hate, just figured we gotta share some of the truly funny shyt

what for, why wait, when we too old, crabby, senile, lost wit or just plain forget'n it

and although, my bones are get'n a bit stiff and my belly in a fit of fat

you should know that these days

I AM actually at a wonderfully creative, energetic, avant-garde, off guard

and, not at all embarrassed to say

 sexually charged

- Time Of My Life! -

 And so, oh, oh, you know

I Must Write!

Finally like, I AM free ... to be all that is ... me and bursting at what seems

with eclectic tales - of course, creatively embellished - of my real-life inspired

 rather exceptional sexual, more and less, a confessional

what I like to call, The Hole's Truth

In this day, at my age, quite frankly

I AM All My Rave!

I Am MadlyLiving!

   Graphic Images by Madly Jane        

 Graphic Images by Madly Jane        


A True Erotic Treasure!  You've not had the LOL pleasure of a for grown-ups only reading experience anything like this before, nor anywhere in adult entertainment.  Yes, I've already claimed it, ErotictainmentTM! 

Cum, Live, Love, Laugh With Us!  Share with me and [up til now] only My Best of Friends, and know that, really, it's all just my phucking opinion - essentially playful rantings and raves in general defense of My Hole's Life, upstaged - a turn page, often in outrage!  Oh My Word!  Know that I Laugh As I Write some oh, so titillating stories of the trials and missed interpretations of My Hole's Life!  [You get it, right?] 

I thank you for your support and for all these years in laughter from the many a night ... after!

Enjoy a Preview of Cum'n Attractions, a spill, if you will, [yeah, I get that all the time] from what was once all in my mind!


A read so sublime

so on phucking time

will mock you quite blind

put to task your righteous mind

and make ya laugh at the same time

You'll be try'na find

The MadlyLiving Chronicles

with a hand, a Hole and a hung, uh, uh, fog light

in the key weee hours

of a damned and

dog of a night!



Experience a work of the art of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM by Madly Jane.


   Graphic Images by Madly Jane                             

 Graphic Images by Madly Jane                             


It's time somebody knows, Well, what phucking happened?

Situation No. 5 of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM

  Copyright 2018 By Madly Jane

INTRO (because I think you'll like where this goes):  I was moved on this particular day to share something with you - and especially to the young women, experiencing so much unabound, new-found freedoms.  Though, it happened to me in a different time, over 30 years ago, I only recently shared it with my now-adult daughter and was inspired to write My Take On ... My Rape (in my usual poetic verse), which I have now included in my MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM and entitled, A Proper Rape

At the time, a painful, scary and, as much, a Holely embarrassing situation, around the very age my daughter is today.  I told no one about it back then, not even my best friend.  I have since chosen, as I do, to bring back a life, to make new light, laugh a little and learn a lot more (ask the questions, get the lessons) in order to heal, in hopes that my personal take somehow inspires another young woman to - above all else - Love , Love, Love Yourself, do what's best for yourself, get to know yourself, go out and get IT … yourself, be happy with yourself and to always believe in yourself … no matter what anybody else says or thinks, Trust, Trust, Trust Your Own Instincts!  My take, A Proper Rape - Excerpt from The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM By Madly Jane Copyright 2018.

  Graphic Images by Madly Jane

Graphic Images by Madly Jane

   Graphic Images by Madly Jane

 Graphic Images by Madly Jane


-- I really enjoyed reading your story[ies], and say that as one who wouldn't necessarily pick up an erotic novel.  ... 40-something year olds [will be] giving one another high fives and the younger [women will be] wanting to age.  …  tackles a subject[s] rather taboo …; yet, you put the reader at ease

Hail To The Whore, To The Mistress, To The Wife!
Every Hole Gotta ... Right!
— Madly Jane