An Artfully Witty And Delightfully Poetic Interpretation
Of One Woman's Real-Life Inspired "Tried & Fairly True" Sexual Affirmations …
Something About "A Hole"
The MadlyLiving Chronicles
A Woman's Write To A Good Phucking Life!
EROTICTAINMENT By Madly Jane Copyright 2018
The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM are mostly uh, uh, true and overtly due works of narcissistic expression, based on a series - mere situations really - of non-fiction, artistically painted with some conviction, logistically tainted with a Hole's lot of suspicion, some just wrong and even offensive diction and, of course, the wildly witty, delightfully giddy and insightfully creative imagination of its author - Madly Jane - uniquely positioned, uh, uh, fraught with contradiction and, therefore, necessitate just a few minor conditions: Due to the private, lie a bit, Holely uninhibited nature of The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM, all names, all claims, all faces, all places and all known traces of The Hole's Truth ... remain and shall forever be sustained, as "Anonymous;" so, no phucking promises!
I don’t know how This Hole Thing got started?
Though and finally, A Preview of My MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM
Many of you have been following me almost My Hole Life
but, for those of you, who don't know me, not to mention, owe me, so ... intimately
I AM Madly Jane
Never too late in life
I AM in response to your more exotic and temptuous tastes
nothing too mild, perhaps a bit wild, in my state of Mid-Life ... Style
and why my brand of Entertaining Erotica very personally relates
Frankly, it's you and you and yeah [old man], you, too
No score, nor hate, just figured we gotta share some of the truly funny shyt
what for, why wait, when we too old, crabby, senile, lost wit or just plain forget'n it
and although, my bones are get'n a bit stiff and my belly in a fit of fat
you should know that these days
I AM actually at a wonderfully creative, energetic, avant-garde, off-my-guard
and, not at all embarrassed to say, sexually charged
- Time Of My Life! -
And so, oh, oh, you know, I Must Write!
Finally like, I AM free ... to be all that is ... me and bursting at what seems
with eclectic tales - of course, creatively embellished - of my real-life inspired
rather exceptional sexual, more and less, a confessional
what I like to call, The Hole's Truth
(so helped me Gawd)
Oh, it’s a turn page, mostly in outrage
and not to be upstaged
but, in this day, at my age, quite frankly, I AM All My Rave!
I Am MadlyLiving!
A True Erotic Treasure! You've not had the LOL pleasure of a for grown-ups only reading experience anything like this before, nor anywhere in adult entertainment. Yes, I've already claimed it! So, Tell me, how do you like ErotictainmentTM?
Cum, Live, Love, Laugh With Us! Share with me and [up til now] only My Best of Friends, and know that, really, it's all just my phucking opinion - essentially playful rantings and raves in general defense of My Hole's Life, upstaged - a turn page, often in outrage!
Oh My Word! Know that I Laugh As I Write some oh, so titillating stories of the trials and missed interpretations of My Hole's Life! [You get it, right?]
I thank you for your support and for all these years in laughter from the many a night ... after!
Enjoy a Preview of Cum'n Attractions, a spill, if you will, [yeah, I get that all the time] from what was once all in my mind!
A read so sublime
so on phucking time
will mock you quite blind
put to task your righteous mind
and make ya laugh at the same time
You'll be try'na find
The MadlyLiving Chronicles
with a hand, a Hole and a hung, uh, uh, fog light
in the key weee hours
of a damned and
dog of a night!
READER DISCRETION ADVISED
Experience a work of the art in excerpt from The MadlyLiving ChroniclesTM EROTICTAINMENT by Madly Jane Copyright 2018